BENDOVER

the bend meter

drag.

35 degrees polite nod. weak.

the virgin arc user

pick one.

the virgin

compliant

• reads the docs first
• pays gas in the coin he is trying to pump
• paid a premium to get in early, calls it conviction
• says "institutional grade" out loud, in public
• waits for the audit on a meme pad
• asks if the team is doxxed
• still gets liquidated

the bender

bendover

• bent so long his back became the chain
• no curve, no graduation, no dignity
• buys the top on purpose, so it cannot happen by accident
• thanks the validators for the opportunity
• never reads, never sells, never stands up
• gas fee is a tip
• gets it. literally.

how he got like this

nobody bends this far in one day.

1. 2018

   bent for the regulators.

2. also 2018

   bent for the partner.

3. 2026

   bent for the banks.

4. today

   they named a chain after the shape.

how to bend